Half predator half alien

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Looking at the film's credits provokes a single reaction: Who are these people? I recognize Reiko Aylesworth because she spent a few seasons playing third or fourth fiddle to Kiefer Sutherland in 24, but no one else is familiar.

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Without going into gory details about how this spin-off series has eviscerated the creatures from which its title is derived, suffice it to say that it's harder to think of a bigger comedown for the monsters of Alien, Aliens, and Predator than this. Predator: Requiem (which will hereafter be called by its 'clever' marketing moniker, AVPR, since that requires less typing) is the pointless and unnecessary sequel to the equally pointless and unnecessary original, Aliens vs. Twentieth Century Fox has left movie-goers a steaming turd under the Christmas tree.

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Ho, ho, ho - the joke's on anyone who pays to see this.